My little half-brother likes to post some filthy things on his Facebook. Things like “Lol just the tip” or “Describe your sex life in a movie” and adding “Wet Dreams May Come.” He will then post scripture, or talk about how he just got back from an uplifting church service. My favorite is the poem that he posted about making your marriage pure (I know he didn’t write it because it had a pretty good rhyme scheme and everything was spelled correctly). I realize, little bro, that you were raised by a chauvinistic pig who values women for their ability to produce children and a mother who has the heart of a child-eating vampire snake, but you need to choose a side here.
I never want to meet your step mom, but “the heart of a child-eating vampire snake” is the best description I’ve ver heard (of her or anyone else.)
