January 2011
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December 2010
The plan:
Finish what I’m working on at the office. Stop by the grocery store and home depot on the way home. Possibly walk up to wormhole. Clean my apartment. Sleep. Go back to work tomorrow morning and back check November. Sleep. Go back to work Sunday and finish November.
You’re jealous, aren’t you?
I want a cat.
I just don’t have the time for one. I work more than 40 hours a week and I don’t want a cat to have to put up with that much alone time. I’d just love a little ball of fur to play with though.
Not to mention I don’t think my landlord’d be okay with it.
New year's resolutions
At the beginning of this year I resolved not to make any resolutions. That worked out just fine. Now I HAVE to make resolutions because by definition they’ve got to be different from last year.
That sure backfired.
I'm not taking tomorrow completely
off work like they want me to, but I’m sure as hell not leaving my alarm clock on.
Finally remembered to use lotion after my shower.
I now smell like oranges and ginger. Totally manly, me.
Just watched someone make
a complete fool of themselves, which is what usually happens when someone employs a strawman argument.
Lock your phone
Immediately get a text
homoarigato replied to your photo: Round two.
THAT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS.
IT IS. The blackberries are a bit old so they’re SUPER sweet, which is really crazy for Chicago in mid-winter. I wish I could take a picture of the wonderful sweet-yet-tartness of it all.
The best part is I didn’t finish the milk from teh last bowl so it all tastes like berry. It’s like eating cereal with...
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BTW, I'm absolutely the best at driving.
It takes something special to drive in Chicago. The rules of the road are completely different and change depending on where you are and how busy the road is. Cops will totally cut you off and make illegal passes. I’m calmer headed than most and I use the rules to my advantage. I’m willing to let someone merge. I won’t change lanes if I know I’ll have to change back...
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So I'm totally keeping a butane torch
under the bar in my coffeehouse for toasting the marshmallows on the hot chocolate. It’ll be like a little crème brûlée in every cup.
I wonder if I can get a tiny lip stud.
I’d really love a lip ring to offset my tough exterior but I couldn’t wear it when I’m out in the field. I wonder if I could just get a tiny one that would hide in my beard but that I could play with when I’m bored and swap out for something larger on the weekends.
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So I had this coffee this morning that blew my face off. I ran in and out of Wormhole on the way to work and didn’t look at what it was. Columbia or Venezuela would be my guess. Like, North East Columbia. Anyway, it started off all dark and earthy with a little hint of tobacco, then it went all chocolatey, a great mix of dark and milk. Then it did this five minute floral jaunt that was...
communistbitch replied to your post:That moment when, after wondering how cellular metabolism works, you remember that you hold a bachelor’s in bio tech.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS BORDERLINE FAILING BIO AP !? !@#$%^&* rage.
Like, an hour away. Why didn’t you call?
I'd like a cuddle now, please. Thanks.
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That moment when, after wondering how cellular...
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benetherington: Trying to close a rollover case... →
That moment when the caffeine jitters become low...
jendenbrat: Bumper stickers fill me with hope and... →
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NOT having a good week.
benetherington: Pamela Gay has the happiest,... →
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Go to bed early, have five pages of new posts to...
brownpau: Was playing around with Moon Globe app... →
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can i just take a minute to say that I think...
chelseaaveee:
end. rant.
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Not Always Right.com
(A guest comes through my line with a four pack of AA batteries and an energy drink called Assault. He is trying not to giggle during the transaction.)
Me: “Here is your receipt, have a great day!”
Customer: “Guess what?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “You just charged me for Assault and battery!” *grabs his bag and sprints out of the store*
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spikey-roots replied to your post: I recently “restored” my iPhone’s OS
A while back, I had to do the same thing and I loathed losing my pictures. I discovered an iPhone backup extractor software. It allowed me to use my iPhone backup to extract the images. You might try that. Saved most of my images.
I did actually copy my oldest backup after everything went screwy. What...
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12 years ago today →
acciolesbians:
I was brought into UCLA hospital and diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes.. I was brought into UCLA hospital and diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes.. two weeks after my ninth birthday.
I’ve taken over 11,000 injections so far in my life and don’t want to take any more.
I remember practicing giving shots to my beanie babies and then crying and hugging them because I had hurt them. I could...
Police called my office today
To tell me that three harassment charges had been filed against me. Made my week.
NEW HAIR!
acciolesbians:
This one’s a keeper, folks.
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acciolesbians:
IM IN THE CHAIR AND AM MID HAIR CUT. FAUX HAWK TIME
Trying not to squeal like a girl. Over a haircut. Like a girl.
that awkward moment when you accidentally publish...
I recently "restored" my iPhone's OS
since it was acting screwy. My backup was supposed to be a complete image of my phone, but when I restored the sucker, all my photos, texts and application data was gone. I was super pissed, mostly about losing all my texts.
I just realized what else I lost. Under-hood pictures of a ‘00 Dodge Viper. SO PRETTY. Ten cylinders, guys, TEN. We had the thing parked and idling and it sounded like...
Clarke is getting her hair cut
when she comes out to Chicago. If you’re wondering where I am, I’ll just be following her around.
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Reblog if you met someone unforgettable in 2010