May 2012
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Hey, do you like fishsticks?
Do you like to put them in your mouth? What are you, a gay fish?
May 28th
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May 26th
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vicarvelociraptor replied to your post: Just changed our phones to a family plan. We’re a family! Fambly.
May 26th
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Just changed our phones to a family plan.
TECHNICALLY, this should save us $20-30 a month. We’ll see if that actually happens.
May 26th
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“Flight Attendants say: “Cabin pressurized for your comfort &...”
– @neiltyson , http://bit.ly/LjcPic
May 25th
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“It’s official: Dragon capsule berthed at ISS at 17:02 UTC! It’s part...”
– @BadAstronomer , http://bit.ly/KLDiCz
May 25th
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“Amen. “@nsandlin: @xeni ” #Dragon by the tail” is the new “One...”
– @xeni , http://bit.ly/Jy5fNS
May 25th
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“Houston, it looks like we got us a Dragon by the tail.” - @astro_petit”
– @BadAstronomer , http://bit.ly/KZFg27
May 25th
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“Space journalists, here is your free headline idea: ASTRONAUT GRAPPLES DRAGON...”
– @brownpau , http://bit.ly/LhS9Hc
May 25th
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May 25th
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Comcast sucks bad.
First day of the new account: I have a modem. Please don’t charge me for one. You’re sending an install kit? Can I have you NOT send it? Just a booklet I’m not being charged for? Okay, I guess. An hour later: I just got a shipping confirmation for the kit and it says there’s a modem. Can I please cancel it? Oh, you assure me there’s no modem and I’m not getting...
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“(* I tried that last one when I went in for my first mammogram. There were 8...”
– @xeni , http://bit.ly/KWXKjG
May 24th
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“Next time you’re in a room with 8 women, try this brain trick:...”
– @xeni , http://bit.ly/KWXKjC
May 24th
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“Most expensive parking ticket ever“@WBEZ: Chicago gets $22M bill from parking...”
– @T1M07HY , http://bit.ly/LIvfet
May 24th
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My kitty has always been really protective of his...
We originally thought it was because someone tried to pull his claws out with pliers, and that explained why we couldn’t see all five of them. Last week, he was taking a nap on my lap and I got a good look at his paw. One of his nails was so long it was digging into his pad. Ana took him to the Petsmart groomers and they said he’ll need a vet. Luckily, they have a vet on site and it...
May 24th
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WatchWatch
throwing-milkshakes-at-cars: kriskardashian: THIS MaKES ME LAUGH SO HARD Sudden hysterical laughter of the day. Entirely sure I’ve reblogged this at least once already.  This video is clearly best.
May 24th
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throwing-milkshakes-at-cars replied to your photoset: In 1894, Thomas Edison wanted to show off a new… Did you also read this today: theoatmeal.com/comics/… And of course the subsequent retort to a Forbes article on the comic: theoatmeal.com/blog/te… Yes. I really don’t care about the Tesla/Edison rivalry. They both contributed to science/the public’s understanding of science.
May 24th
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